What Does Your Choice In Windscreen Wipers Say About Yourself.

July 25th, 2010

You know how people frequently say that pet owners start to looklike their own pets, well it could shock you to know that your motor and even the windscreen wipers are a reflection of your own personality. Yes that’s right your selection in windscreen wipers is actually a primary determinant of your own natural ideas about yourself and the world. The normal windscreen wipers comes in many different shapes and sizes all of which act a similar function but look slightly varied, the regular proletariat usually settle for something quite plain and pedestrian, these are the guys who are totally oblivious that windscreen wipers can even be replaced. These are also the individuals who treat their poor little windscreen wipers the most abjectly, never changing them and never improving them until they completely fall collapse and give up the ghost.

The next type of chap is the sports lover he will be all about the style over substance and will probably have customised his crap little car quite heavily with all sorts of stuff. This square will think that flat wiper blade are the proverbial bomb and will endeavour to make sure they are shiny and new at all times, however never really needing to replace the wiper blade he does so anyway, just to keep up with his comp, what a loser. The next person would be the nice father with a big and annoying family who probably drives a nice people carrier with nice fuel economy. This guy just loves to maintain money so he will always buy the second cheapest thing available, just like when he goes into a restaurant and purchases the second cheapest bottle of wine to abstain looking like a total twit. So for this gent it’s only natural that he will take a step up from the cheapest rubber wiper blade available and buy the premium rubber wiper blade from the top shelve, but in reality he’s only kidding himself, he’s just a pretender after all, his whole life is perhaps a lie. The premium rubber wiper blade are not even the best value so this guy maybe saving very little money in the long run.

The next person is the one who really genuinely likes motor vehicles, he will probably have an antique or vintage car in the garage which he only takes out for Sunday drives to get a rebours from the family and work in the country. This guy does his wiper blades homework and knows from his reading and experience that the best value and best quality wiper blades are made from a material called silicone. This guy takes pride in his wiper blades IQ honed to perfection through hours and hour of pouring over magazine reviews and articles always learning and always ready. This is the only example from our hypothetical collection of people that is right, silicone wiper blades are the best wiper blades in town. These bad boys totally kick ass they will go straight to the heart of the matter and take no prisoners just make shiny windows every time without fail yes sir every single time.

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